The Automobiliac Proposes: Vol. #1

I am a frustrated car designer.  I will admit it right now.  When I started my design education, I had dreams of Pininfarina or Bertone spinning in my head.  But over time, I realized I wasn't cut out for that and that my strengths lay in other aspects of the design profession.  I have no regrets about my choices, but once in a while I get the urge to play armchair car designer when I see a detail that really bugs the hell out of me.  In an onging series called "The Automobiliac Proposes" I will put my money where my mouth is and try to show how I might have done it differently.  Feel free to hate on me, but sometimes I just gotta try...

For our first edition we have the spectacular new Ferrari 458 Italia.  It has garnered a mixed reception for its unusual headlight clusters.  I find them quite striking and in fact I think the front end is really well executed.  The car has lithe, pleasing lines and athletic proportions.  The detail that's an unmitigated disaster in my opinion is actually the tail light clusters.  They look so stuck on and cartoonish.  They look as if the real designer of the car at Pininfarina put his pen down, and a manager at Ferrari took out his Montblanc and said "don''t forget...at Ferrari we have round tail lights," and promptly drew them on.  This sad treatment is also echoed on the California, which means it is someone''s idea of a "family look" for the Prancing Horse.  I'll leave the California for another day when I am feeling ambitious because there is so much wrong with that car it looks like a GM concept car from the early 90s.

The 458 Italia on the other hand is near perfect, except for those round tail lights.  For my proposal, I merely reconnected the taut lines the designer already created, which were previously interrupted by the round lights.  Inside the rear vents, I have placed some slim LED tail lamps.  I didn't go crazy detailing them to look real, but I think you get the idea.

Automobiliac is born (again...)

After a very tense and highly irritating 48 hours, I have decided to switch from Wordpress to another blog format, and I have also changed webhost because mydomain.com is complete crap.  So after this baptism of fire, hopefully I can rise phoenix-like from the ashes and start to build something permanent Hopefully, I can stop wasting my time with hosting issues. And start wasting your time with interesting articles and photos.